Welcome to the Secret Club!
I did it...I hope it worked...I made it private and sent the invites.
So either it worked or I am just typing to myself.
I got through my first day of the Academy! Its uh...well...VERY military like! I was only two hours early. I don't like to be late. I kind of freak when I'm late so I try to avoid it at all cost - perhaps to an extreme. Perhaps...
Everytime I walk by a mirror and see PD emblems on my sleeves I have to do a double take. This isn't Halloween or dress up...Who the hell is that in the mirror anyway???
So either it worked or I am just typing to myself.
I got through my first day of the Academy! Its uh...well...VERY military like! I was only two hours early. I don't like to be late. I kind of freak when I'm late so I try to avoid it at all cost - perhaps to an extreme. Perhaps...
Everytime I walk by a mirror and see PD emblems on my sleeves I have to do a double take. This isn't Halloween or dress up...Who the hell is that in the mirror anyway???
posted by Nihilistic @11:19 PM
25 Comments:
Congratulations on the new life (and that is what it is, a new life). You almost inspire me to do something with mine. lol
Thanks for the invitation. I like secrets.
(My word verification is yfixa)
Not to mention how much this would benefit your sex life w/ the access to restraining equipment and seized cocaine.
And the satisfaction of serving the public.
Wow, all of this seems so fast! And don't worry, women love a man in a uniform! Well, maybe not a cubscout uniform, but no worries, your not in a Police Uniform, so, all is good!
So, I can you do anythig about a certain ticket...
oooh, I am an official reader now!! :)
Yes, PD is militaristic...but the uniform...kewl...that's you! Officer Nihilistic!!
I'm super excited for you. I woke up this morning wondering if you were running in formation while I slumbered!
I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussies mighty cold!
are you singing this song? oh wait, you have lots o' lezzies in your class....maybe they are singing it!
I feel special...thanks!
And don't worry...it's all Halloween and dress up...every day. I used to date - and I use "date" loosely - a cop. That kevlar vest made me crazy! Gotta love a man in uniform.
i LOVE being in secret clubs!
....wear just the boots ....and the hat!!!......mmmmmmm =)
it worked! i'm in!
you're not wearing a costume. at ease, mr. police officer in the making. :)
I thought there would be porn on the blog now. I guess I'll keep reading.
Nihilistic, thanks for the invitation.
I'm anxious to follow you through your police academy exploits. Hey! Maybe even one day I'll see you on one of those cop shows on TV ... on the right side of the law! ;)
I am so excited for you! This will be an awesome time... I can't wait to read about it all.
ps- Thanks for the "secret" invite. This is awesome!
Curious. Ever see Reno 911?
Oh please tell me you wear those shorts that the Reno 911 guy wears. Please!?
Reno 911 shorts. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Can't wait for the movie. 911's in your town...
I feel so privileged!
So...when do we get a photo of the hot cop in his uniform? No face required...just the uniform...on a hanger...or off...
Okay...shutting up before I get disinvited.
Behave Tigger.
just d - thanks!!!
matt - Just brought the handcuffs home the other day!! :)
olives - I've been hearing this guy in a uniform thing a lot lately.
claudia - That's me!!
julie - No I am not singing that song...and don't think we will be.
lee - Your welcome! I don't know if I want to squeese into kevlar.
brie - me too!
dr - what would I pin the badge on then?
sizz - parade rest!
mist - the porn comes later after I break the handcuffs in
dan - I think I'll be avoiding cameras
ocg - You are welcome!
matt - I've seen previews of that guy with his short shorts...Are they me?
tigger - Soon...very soon!
Congrats! It must be so exciting.
I feel like I'm in a clubhouse or something...I like what you've done with the place.
I haven't been in a secret club since the whole Wham Super Secret Girls club thingy in middle school. Maybe that should stay a secret!
Oh - and you were hot without the uniform, this just ads to it!!!
Okay folks, move it along! Nothing to see here. Let's keep it moving.
You get to say banal things that strike fear into the hearts or ordinary people, such as....
"How are you folks doing this evening?"
Remember, you must refer to members of the public as "folks," even when there's only one of them.
Um carrying a lot of dead weight on this blogroll. I might have to put you on probation!
SO we get special decoder rings and stuff? ;)
Steve~
Crank - Do you know the secret hand shake yet?
Katie - Thanks! And I loved me some Wham in the 80's!
Matt - "Folks" huh? I'll have to practice!
Steven - Set your rings for E-4!
Awesome Opossum!
So I am know as Shelly now and not the infamous DogMa? Alrighty then, I'll live. I am glad your livin' your dreams deary. More power to ya.
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